Whoa, dudes. This weekend went fast. We spent the night at the Hampton Inn in Warren, which is our Valentine’s tradition.
It was a lot more fun when I was sleeping on a couch and we didn’t have the ability to watch television in bed. But. Still fun.
Mostly for the girls, who take great sick delight in forcing me to don a bathing suit and subject other humans to the sight of me in it.
Anyway, I totally forgot to upload columns.
I had two this week. Not sure why. I expected Jon to run the Spelling Bee column because the county spelling bee was last week and I’m a big nerd who’s into that kind of thing.
I told Ferry I was going to write a column in which i used every word that was used in the bee.
He said “you’re going to have a hard time doing that.”
I interpreted that as a direct challenge to my nerdhood.
I had to make it a beat poem to do it, because you don’t have time to craft literary brilliance in the newspaper biz.
But I done did it.
Also, one about friend love, that I thought Jon would hold, but that he didn’t. Who knows.