Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

We were in the Christmas parade last night. Me and the girls. My cousin owns a salon and she entered her and her stylists as a unit. She and her girls and my girls were elves.  I drove their sleigh. Which was a purple Jeep decked out in Christmas lights.  Peep dis. So much fun.  … Continue reading Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers

Lawd. It's been a long time. I don't even remember what I blogged about last. Doesn't matter. I've completely binned Louis Tuesday and I haven't given up entirely on Minhin Monday, but I'm taking a break from it. I just haven't really reached a decision yet. I do wake up every day half nauseated and … Continue reading Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers