Olivia Gatwood and Charming Old Dickbags

Today's column is out. I noticed someone had left a comment at the bottom of the page this afternoon.  I'm no fool. I realize that my surly sense of irreverent and pitch black humor is not everyone's cup of tea. So it's always a fun game to play, taking bets with myself over whether it will be … Continue reading Olivia Gatwood and Charming Old Dickbags

Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

We were in the Christmas parade last night. Me and the girls. My cousin owns a salon and she entered her and her stylists as a unit. She and her girls and my girls were elves.  I drove their sleigh. Which was a purple Jeep decked out in Christmas lights.  Peep dis. So much fun.  … Continue reading Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

Columns and Colosseums

This is today's column. But I've gone through and changed a few things around. Word choices. Sentence structures. Only slightly developed thoughts or premises. The changes aren't great in terms of volume or significance. But they're enough to warrant posting the revision rather than the link. Black Friday is bullshit. That's my final answer. I … Continue reading Columns and Colosseums

Minchin Monday and Good (Banned) Books

Well hello, kiddies. It's been a while since I've honored Minchin Monday. Partly, it's time. I'm busy. Partly, it's because Minchin only has so much to give us. But mostly, it's that I'm lazy. I could find some way to apply Minchin to life every single week. I'm slacking. And I'm not entirely sorry. This … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Good (Banned) Books

Minchin Monday and Gloriousness

School starts tomorrow! In honor of the first day of school I'm conjuring Minchin's work on the musical Matilda.  Observe. https://youtu.be/JiRYOmG2-tQ My columns this month will be devoted to school. I loved school except for the social aspect. But when it comes to nerding it up and knowledge and wisdom and reading and all the things I'm … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Gloriousness