Greek Mythology and Excitable Boys

First of all, how can it be right that the world will recognize and remember the genius of Warren Zevon from "Werewolves of London" and not from the title track of his greatest album ever? Once you've heard this, check out "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner." It's almost as good as "Excitable Boy." Almost. reading Greek Mythology and Excitable Boys

Olivia Gatwood and Charming Old Dickbags

Today's column is out. I noticed someone had left a comment at the bottom of the page this afternoon.  I'm no fool. I realize that my surly sense of irreverent and pitch black humor is not everyone's cup of tea. So it's always a fun game to play, taking bets with myself over whether it will be … Continue reading Olivia Gatwood and Charming Old Dickbags

Existential Exhaustion and My Publisher

The WTO Publisher, Bob Patchen, posted this on Facebook yesterday. But his pants are so very fancy and he has Facebook set to not let people share his stuff. So I had to ask him if I could copy and paste it. Fancy fancy fancy. He said yes. I'm lucky he tolerates me. Haha. Poor … Continue reading Existential Exhaustion and My Publisher

Bethlehem Marketplace and a Chicken in a Box

We went to Bethlehem Marketplace Sunday afternoon. It's an annual event put on by Calvary Baptist Church here in Warren. I'm always kind of surprised when people are shocked that I will gladly reference the Bible, sing a hymn, and am even able to step foot inside a place of worship without bursting into flame. Okay, the … Continue reading Bethlehem Marketplace and a Chicken in a Box

Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

We were in the Christmas parade last night. Me and the girls. My cousin owns a salon and she entered her and her stylists as a unit. She and her girls and my girls were elves.  I drove their sleigh. Which was a purple Jeep decked out in Christmas lights.  Peep dis. So much fun.  … Continue reading Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

Sailor J and F*** Naw, Homie

Like how I censored that title so that the children looking at this blog's Facebook page wouldn't learn anything unpleasant? Yeah, me neither. I just get really really excited these days when the little YouTube notification pops up on my phone's second screen and then Chris Hansen says "I want to wrestle freakin' bad" … Continue reading Sailor J and F*** Naw, Homie

Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers

Lawd. It's been a long time. I don't even remember what I blogged about last. Doesn't matter. I've completely binned Louis Tuesday and I haven't given up entirely on Minhin Monday, but I'm taking a break from it. I just haven't really reached a decision yet. I do wake up every day half nauseated and … Continue reading Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers