The WTO Publisher, Bob Patchen, posted this on Facebook yesterday. But his pants are so very fancy and he has Facebook set to not let people share his stuff. So I had to ask him if I could copy and paste it. Fancy fancy fancy. He said yes. I'm lucky he tolerates me. Haha. Poor … Continue reading Existential Exhaustion and My Publisher
Lawd. It's been a long time. I don't even remember what I blogged about last. Doesn't matter. I've completely binned Louis Tuesday and I haven't given up entirely on Minhin Monday, but I'm taking a break from it. I just haven't really reached a decision yet. I do wake up every day half nauseated and … Continue reading Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers
This is today's column. But I've gone through and changed a few things around. Word choices. Sentence structures. Only slightly developed thoughts or premises. The changes aren't great in terms of volume or significance. But they're enough to warrant posting the revision rather than the link. Black Friday is bullshit. That's my final answer. I … Continue reading Columns and Colosseums
Juniper came home last night and told me she was going to be "an Indian" today. Nope. Nope nope. I wasn't aware that they still had kiddos dressing up as pilgims and Native Americans for Thanksgiving. I know that teaching Thanksgiving at the elementary level is a fine line type of situation and I'm not … Continue reading Wednesday Addams and Cultural Appropriation
Louis C.K. Man. What a disappointment. I even stopped talking about food for a week to write a column about it. I'm so bummed. Anyhow. That's that.
It's been a while, my little droogs. I've been working hard. I've been tired, and I've been thinking a lot. I've been spending a lot of time just quietly thinking. I've had to face some really shitty shit head on this week. I didn't expect for it to bother me as much as it did, … Continue reading Big Feels and Louis C.K.’s Big Empty
Well hello, kiddies. It's been a while since I've honored Minchin Monday. Partly, it's time. I'm busy. Partly, it's because Minchin only has so much to give us. But mostly, it's that I'm lazy. I could find some way to apply Minchin to life every single week. I'm slacking. And I'm not entirely sorry. This … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Good (Banned) Books