I'm not a fan of either. I was confronted with the reality of my situation upon allowing a photo of myself to be taken with Ash at today's parade. Something's got to give. Like, in my brain. I need to get over the hump of realization and start caring. Ugh. I'm never going to be … Continue reading Parades and My Body
I'm rewriting classic children's stories this month in my columns. So far I'm pretty proud of my updates. What do you think? Read this week's here and let me know. How would your day go if you were Alexander?
This will officially wrap up our unit on shit moms say. It's been good month. I never know, when I pick a subject to explore, whether it has potential or is going to be difficult, and produce mediocre results. But this month? This month I'm proud of. Here's the final installment. Now go ye forth, my … Continue reading A Column and a Query
Sweet Lord of Hosts. My kids are not pleasant to spend a whole day with today. They have decided to spend the day fighting over who said what in what tone of voice to whom. Kill me now, God. I've said the words "the power of Christ compels you" so damn many times today. It … Continue reading Columns and The Power of Christ
Wow. It's been a whole week. I remember when I was in Kona I was blogging every day. Now I'm back to life and it's funny how writing every day for actual, y'know, work changes that. In any case. Let's see...I need to reach into my bag of Timmy treats don't I? I was originally … Continue reading Minchin Monday and All the Things
First of all, here: You. Are. Welcome. Also, I did my first two certification dives at Jack's Diving Locker here in Kona today. Rumor has it that Jerry Garcia holds the record for longest single tank dive at this shop. I love Jerry Garcia. Almost as much as John Lennon. So I want that to … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Diving
I am here: That's Kona, Hawaii. It took 14 hours to fly here. And it was worth every hour. May not have been worth having to smell my feet when I took my shoes off to go through security, for my fellow travelers. Totally worth it for me though. I am the luckiest person ever. … Continue reading Over the Ocean and Through TSA