Hey guys. It's been a long time. I'm sorry. Really. But I've been trying to readjust myself from tropical paradise to actual, you know, life. I've been a little blue. And a lot distracted. And I'm sorry. So I have some catching up to do, first of all: Here's a Timmy for you: Here and … Continue reading Reservoirs and Garbage
Here is this week's column. I gave Jon the two stills I took from the GoPro video of the manta dive and told him to pick one to run with it. He chose this one: I also remembered just in time to reserve a room for the Keystones in Lancaster on the 20th. Thank goodness. The … Continue reading Columns and a Murder-Suicide
I am here: That's Kona, Hawaii. It took 14 hours to fly here. And it was worth every hour. May not have been worth having to smell my feet when I took my shoes off to go through security, for my fellow travelers. Totally worth it for me though. I am the luckiest person ever. … Continue reading Over the Ocean and Through TSA
The Allegheny National Forest is burning. On purpose. Fire Specialists with the National Forest Service conducted a prescribed burn on the Jake's Rocks recreation area on Good Friday. The test burn started at noon today and the burn will continue until about 6 p.m., with around 86 acres planned to burn. The goal is to … Continue reading Forests and Fires
I played an April Fool's prank on Saturday. I told everyone in town, and many of them believed, that I was going to join the circus. Become a carnie. What have you. I'm not going to become a carnie, you guys. But now I have to make a very big decision. Do I go forward with the … Continue reading Column Time and Carnie Folk
My editor made Mr. Ferry interview me and take a picture. I'm not used to being on that side of the camera, so I took one later, from above, as all women know is the preferred angle for decent photos of oneself. I'm an asshole. I am really proud of winning anything at Keystone because … Continue reading Articles and Awards
My managing editor texted me at 3 a.m. this weekend. It happens sometimes. If I hear it, sorry Jon, I often ignore it. He doesn't usually text past midnight. Had I heard this text come in I'd have answered it immediately, though, because unlike a question - "what's the name of the third kid from … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Hot Damn!