Minchin Tuesday and What You Like About You

Harper told me today that all the kids at daycare played with June and not with her, and that it was because she didn't have her nails painted like June.  Probably, the other kids played with her but she felt bad about her plain nails. I surmise that this is the case, because she said … Continue reading Minchin Tuesday and What You Like About You

The 59th Street Bridge and ‘Squatch Crap

If you ever need a laugh you should watch the opening credits of Zombieland: But listen to this song while you do it: Or you could rewrite the whole thing altogether. Observe: ​"The Cemetery-Bordering Farmhouse Song (Feelin' Spooky)" Slow down I can't run fast/This virus kicked my decomposing ass/Just pounding down your boarded door/'Cause being undead … Continue reading The 59th Street Bridge and ‘Squatch Crap