Bethlehem Marketplace and a Chicken in a Box

We went to Bethlehem Marketplace Sunday afternoon. It's an annual event put on by Calvary Baptist Church here in Warren. I'm always kind of surprised when people are shocked that I will gladly reference the Bible, sing a hymn, and am even able to step foot inside a place of worship without bursting into flame. Okay, the … Continue reading Bethlehem Marketplace and a Chicken in a Box

Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

We were in the Christmas parade last night. Me and the girls. My cousin owns a salon and she entered her and her stylists as a unit. She and her girls and my girls were elves.  I drove their sleigh. Which was a purple Jeep decked out in Christmas lights.  Peep dis. So much fun.  … Continue reading Christmas Parades and Santa Anxiety

Sailor J and F*** Naw, Homie

Like how I censored that title so that the children looking at this blog's Facebook page wouldn't learn anything unpleasant? Yeah, me neither. I just get really really excited these days when the little YouTube notification pops up on my phone's second screen and then Chris Hansen says "I want to wrestle you...so freakin' bad" … Continue reading Sailor J and F*** Naw, Homie

Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers

Lawd. It's been a long time. I don't even remember what I blogged about last. Doesn't matter. I've completely binned Louis Tuesday and I haven't given up entirely on Minhin Monday, but I'm taking a break from it. I just haven't really reached a decision yet. I do wake up every day half nauseated and … Continue reading Dry Sockets and Pervy Wankers

Columns and Colosseums

This is today's column. But I've gone through and changed a few things around. Word choices. Sentence structures. Only slightly developed thoughts or premises. The changes aren't great in terms of volume or significance. But they're enough to warrant posting the revision rather than the link. Black Friday is bullshit. That's my final answer. I … Continue reading Columns and Colosseums

Sailor J and Makeup Toots

I love me a good makeup tutorial.  I have watched this chick's contouring tutorial about fifteen...hundred...times. mostly I just love how she talks like Jessica Lange talking like Joan Crawford in Feud. Because that's who voices my internal monologue.  Mostly. I mean, there's some R.P. McMurphy in there. A little Jack Torrance. Sammy L. Jackson … Continue reading Sailor J and Makeup Toots