When you search "Tim Michin + Zombies" this is the one you get. That matters because George Romero died on Friday. George Romero is the father of all modern zombies. If you have ever watched The Walking Dead or said "They're coming to get you Barbara," you need to stop and thank Romero for his … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Romero
I'm working on rewriting kids books. Because some of them just need it and some of them are just fun to rewrite. I've always hated Goodnight Moon, which seems wrong to me, as it's basically an ode to OCD and anxiety which are kind of my jams. But I've never been so acutely aware of … Continue reading Poetry and Moonshine
So I get this email every now and again from history.com that tells me silly things that happened on "this day" a long time ago. Basically, it's a happy birthday to weird shit that happened email. And I usually just delete them because the events are just sort of meh. But I connected with today's … Continue reading Minchin Monday and Monkey Trials
Rewrote Love You Forever by Robert Munsch. Because it's weird when your mom drives overtown with a ladder on her car to climb in your window and rock you as a grown man.
I'm not a fan of either. I was confronted with the reality of my situation upon allowing a photo of myself to be taken with Ash at today's parade. Something's got to give. Like, in my brain. I need to get over the hump of realization and start caring. Ugh. I'm never going to be … Continue reading Parades and My Body
Last night, I got to ride a drift trike. What's a drift trike, you ask? It's the most badass toy ever. Read about it here. Look at it here: Today, the Fourth of July celebration continues in Warren, with all the stuff from yesterday, plus the Allegany River Indian Dancers and the Cutest Baby contest. … Continue reading Indian Dancers, Cute Babies, and Drift Trikes
The Fourth of July is kind of a big deal in our little town of Warren, Pa. There's nothing wrong with that. I mean, I'm not particularly patriotic, especially considering the ass clown we've got as the face of our apparently doomed nation at the moment. But whatever. It's good art for the paper. I'll … Continue reading The Fourth and Small Towns